I laughed out loud
HOLY shit, I want a big stuffed shark. Seester I forgot how much I love tumblr.
(Source: forgeteforgive)
8. Tell us about the last person who text you.
my SEESTER text me a picture of her (new) puppy Hercules. Seester is the most awesome person ever. Besides my bruder. She is tall, blonde, thin and in school for respiratory therapy. She is getting married next year to a “lumber jack” and she is my best friend. I love her.
OMG I wish Matty was REALLY a lumber jack! How cool would that be. I would dress him in plaid all the time. Actually, I need to get him a plaid shirt now!
OK, EPICally perfect for my mood. I’m sitting here wallowing and hating life. I worry about honors, school, grades, grad school, weddings, and taking care of Hercules. All I have to do is give it my best fucking shot. That’s all I CAN do!
If I fail, so what. If someone gets fired, life goes on. If Hercules isn’t a perfect pup, that’ll be ok. My wedding will be perfect no matter what, b/c I’m marrying the love of my life. If I make a B, I’ll still have a job one day.
Worrying only hurts us in the now. Things happen, and things happen for a reason. That’s life. WE are all human.
(then again, maybe this is the wine talking :) )
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas.
Via someecards
My Bday card. I hate this birthday more than anything.










